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"I
never
dreamed quitting smoking could be this much fun"
Since when did feeling guilty and ashamed of being
a smoker help us quit?
Never - that's
when.
But at last, relief is in
sight:
This Preach-Free
Guide will show you how to beat tobacco for good using its own
tricks.
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Dear
Friend,
If
you are (or were) a smoker when you read this book you'll finding
yourself nodding in agreement and having a good laugh from start to
finish.
If you care for a smoker this could be the best gift you will ever get
him or her. Find out what really keeps us smoking year after year (it's a lot more
than simple addiction).
Learn how to cut loose in a way that doesn't have to be painful or end
in failure. And no, it doesn't require expensive jiggery-pokery like hypnotism,
drugs, etc..
Discover the one thing that can 100% guaranntee your complete freedom
from tobacco.
Preach-Free
Guide to Smoking and Quitting
is delivered in a witty and funny style, (stuffed with funny cartoons
only a smoker can relate to), that'll have you smiling all the way to
quit day.
If you're fed up of the government lecturing us on the dangers of
smoking, then you've come to the right place.
At last, a book about smoking (and quitting), written by a (former)
smoker, and, we repeat, guaranteed to 100% PREACH-FREE.
Preach-Free Guide to
Smoking and Quitting reveals:
- how it's possible to love smoking and still
give it up!
- why 'official' guidelines to smoking and
quitting (often) don't work
- why you can only quit on your own schedule -
not anyone else's
- how to quit smoking for good - cheaply and
safely (no hypnotics, voodoo, patches or other drugs)
- when you can safely have a cigarette after
you've quit
- how negative messages about smoking can cause us to smoke
more
- why reducing the number of cigarettes you
smoke is an awfully difficult way to quit
- why many intelligent, thoughtful and
surprisingly sane people smoke (including doctors)
- why despite the cost, lower income people
are more likely to smoke
- why most people can't be "occasional smokers"
- why smoking can feel like your best friend
or even “mother”
- why smoking "light cigarettes" is no solution
- how the attitude of Moog, a long-dead
Cro-Magnon Man, keeps people smoking today
- how to turn a dream about smoking into a
possible sexual encounter
- the amazing similarity between quitting
smoking and jumping over a puddle
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If you smoke, and could use a little relief from all the
"made-to-make-you-feel-guilty" messages directed at you, the Preach-free Guide to Smoking and Quitting
is just the medicine you need. It doesn't just give you, the
dedicated, hard-core smoker, the knowledge and tools to quit, it also
has humour and insight into how we started and why we continue to smoke.
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"I cannot understand why anyone should
feel guilty about being a
smoker, especially if they are careful about their secondhand smoke. Of
all the smokers I have known, including myself, I have never run across
anyone who as a youth took the attitude, “Well, I think I'll go out and
become an addict today.”
"For most of us, discovering
our addiction was like waking up after a
night on the town, and finding a brand-new, indelible, hard-to-remove
tattoo spelling out the name of someone we already wish we had never
met."
- Preach-free Guide, page 72
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Let's face it, it's pretty obvious that most literature about smoking
is written by people who have never smoked in their lives and don't
know much about smoking. The Preach-free Guide reveals the truth about
smoking "from the inside".
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- "You know the old saying, inside every fat
person is
a thin person trying to get out? Well there are those that would
believe that inside every smoker there is a nonsmoker trying to get
out. Ha! You and I both know that inside most smokers is another smoker
trying to stay right there and have one more smoke in peace."
- Preach-free Guide, page 59
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There's a lot more to smoking than a simple physical dependence. It's a
way of life that involves an emotional attachment.
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"Dedicated smokers eat
breakfast with their cigarettes, have dinner
with their cigarettes and supper with their cigarettes. They have
coffee and drinks with their cigarettes. If their employer allows it,
they work with their cigarettes. In the evening, they watch television
with their cigarettes and say good night with one last cigarette before
getting into bed. It is difficult to spend that much time with anybody
or anything without developing some form of emotional dependence or
bond."
- Preach-free Guide, page
34
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Let's face it, smoker's relationship with cigarettes is a complex one.
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"I like to compare smoking to an exciting, but ultimately
disastrous
relationship, kind of like a masochist getting involved with the
Marquis de Sade.
As anyone who has ever had a
bad relationship can testify, they can be
very hard to break off. You don't know how you can ever do without the
person. The idea of never seeing them again, never holding them again,
is terrifying. Loneliness sucks at you if you even think about leaving
them."
- Preach-free Guide, page
35
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Quitting smoking is not mission impossible - if you know how to
approach it and plan appropriately. Learn why people fail and how to
succeed.
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"Look at it this way.
Quitting smoking is a battle for many people, and
in a battle, strategy is everything. Though unexpected factors can
arise and swing a battle, many battles are won or lost before the first
shot is fired or the last cigarette snuffed.
"Gird your loins for the
campaign, my friend. Give no quarter and expect none."
- Preach-free Guide, page
55
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If you're serious about
breaking free from tobacco for good, you will get this report right
now
and read it today.
Do you want to know what it
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$7.
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people. It's not too expensive for even the humblest beginning online
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So if you're serious about
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P.S. Seriously, for
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P.P.S.
If you've tried to quit before and failed - don't
think you're a no-hoper. On the contrary, you'll find out in The
preach-Free Guide why those who have tried (but failed) to quit smoking
in the
past are better positioned to quit for good than those who have never
tried.
Questions?
Comments? Need support? simon@onelastpuff.com
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