"I never dreamed quitting smoking could be this much fun"

Since when did feeling guilty and ashamed of being a smoker help us quit?

Never - that's when.

But at last, relief is in sight:

This Preach-Free Guide will show you how to beat tobacco for good using its own tricks.


Dear Friend,

If you are (or were) a smoker when you read this book you'll finding yourself nodding in agreement and having a good laugh from start to finish.

If you care for a smoker this could be the best gift you will ever get him or her. Find out what really keeps us smoking year after year (it's a lot more than simple addiction).

Learn how to cut loose in a way that doesn't have to be painful or end in failure. And no, it doesn't require expensive jiggery-pokery like hypnotism, drugs, etc..

Discover the one thing that can 100% guaranntee your complete freedom from tobacco.
 

Preach-Free Guide to Smoking and Quitting is delivered in a witty and funny style, (stuffed with funny cartoons only a smoker can relate to), that'll have you smiling all the way to quit day.

If you're fed up of the government lecturing us on the dangers of smoking, then you've come to the right place.

At last, a book about smoking (and quitting), written by a (former) smoker, and, we repeat,  guaranteed to 100% PREACH-FREE.
 

Preach-Free Guide to Smoking and Quitting reveals:

  • how it's possible to love smoking and still give it up!
  • why 'official' guidelines to smoking and quitting (often) don't work
  • why you can only quit on your own schedule - not anyone else's
  • how to quit smoking for good - cheaply and safely (no hypnotics, voodoo, patches or other drugs)
  • when you can safely have a cigarette after you've quit
  • how negative messages about smoking can cause us to smoke more
  • why reducing the number of cigarettes you smoke is an awfully difficult way to quit
  • why many intelligent, thoughtful and surprisingly sane people smoke (including doctors)
  • why despite the cost, lower income people are more likely to smoke
  • why most people can't be "occasional smokers"
  • why smoking can feel like your best friend or even “mother”
  • why smoking "light cigarettes" is no solution
  • how the attitude of Moog, a long-dead Cro-Magnon Man, keeps people smoking today
  • how to turn a dream about smoking into a possible sexual encounter
  • the amazing similarity between quitting smoking and jumping over a puddle
  • and so much more ...


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If you smoke, and could use a little relief from all the "made-to-make-you-feel-guilty" messages directed at you, the
Preach-free Guide to Smoking and Quitting is just the medicine you need. It doesn't just give you, the dedicated, hard-core smoker, the knowledge and tools to quit, it also has humour and insight into how we started and why we continue to smoke.
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youth"I cannot understand why anyone should feel guilty about being a smoker, especially if they are careful about their secondhand smoke. Of all the smokers I have known, including myself, I have never run across anyone who as a youth took the attitude, “Well, I think I'll go out and become an addict today.”
"For most of us, discovering our addiction was like waking up after a night on the town, and finding a brand-new, indelible, hard-to-remove tattoo spelling out the name of someone we already wish we had never met."             

- Preach-free Guide, page 72
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Let's face it, it's pretty obvious that most literature about smoking is written by people who have never smoked in their lives and don't know much about smoking. The
Preach-free Guide reveals the truth about smoking "from the inside".

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inside"You know the old saying, inside every fat person is a thin person trying to get out? Well there are those that would believe that inside every smoker there is a nonsmoker trying to get out. Ha! You and I both know that inside most smokers is another smoker trying to stay right there and have one more smoke in peace."
 - Preach-free Guide, page 59

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There's a lot more to smoking than a simple physical dependence. It's a way of life that involves an emotional attachment.

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"Dedicated smokers eat breakfast with their cigarettes, have dinner with their cigarettes and supper with their cigarettes. They have coffee and drinks with their cigarettes. If their employer allows it, they work with their cigarettes. In the evening, they watch television with their cigarettes and say good night with one last cigarette before getting into bed. It is difficult to spend that much time with anybody or anything without developing some form of emotional dependence or bond."

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Preach-free Guide, page 34

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Let's face it, smoker's relationship with cigarettes is a complex one.

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"I like to compare smoking to an exciting, but ultimately disastrous relationship, kind of like a masochist getting involved with the Marquis de Sade.
As anyone who has ever had a bad relationship can testify, they can be very hard to break off. You don't know how you can ever do without the person. The idea of never seeing them again, never holding them again, is terrifying. Loneliness sucks at you if you even think about leaving them."

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Preach-free Guide, page 35

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Quitting smoking is not mission impossible - if you know how to approach it and plan appropriately. Learn why people fail and how to succeed.

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"Look at it this way. Quitting smoking is a battle for many people, and in a battle, strategy is everything. Though unexpected factors can arise and swing a battle, many battles are won or lost before the first shot is fired or the last cigarette snuffed.
"Gird your loins for the campaign, my friend. Give no quarter and expect none."

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Preach-free Guide, page 55

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If you're serious about breaking free from tobacco for good, you will get this report right now and read it today.

Do you want to know what it will cost you to become smoke-free?

$7.

Yes, for the price of a fast food dinner you will have all of the information you need to jump full force into your fresh air future.

Why $7?

I'm only charging $7 for this report, and not giving this report away, for 2 reasons.

  1. $7 puts the report within reach of the vast majority of people. It's not too expensive for even the humblest beginning online businessperson.
     
  2. Anyone who's not serious enough about lorem ipsum to invest $7 into this report isn't going to take the time to use the methods laid out in the report anyway.
     

So if you're serious about giving the smokes a boot, click the "Buy Now" button below. If you need to justify the expense, skip going to McDonald's for dinner once this week and it's paid for.


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P.S. Seriously, for just $7 I'll show you how to lick old nicotine for keeps, and feel great. How can you pass on that?

P.P.S. If you've tried to quit before and failed - don't think you're a no-hoper. On the contrary, you'll find out in The preach-Free Guide why those who have tried (but failed) to quit smoking in the past are better positioned to quit for good than those who have never tried.


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